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Shepherd's pie knickers 

the result of being so terrified you begin to hope that what's in your pants is in fact shepherd's pie...
"I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers.... "

"Fuck mate, check out my Shepherd's pie knickers!!"
Shepherd's pie knickers by ShitKnicks February 17, 2010

Shepherd's Pie

Put that meat and potatoes in your mouth. A type of blowjob where you put at least one ball in your mouth while sucking dick. Requires relaxed gag reflex.
Jason: "Hey Felicia, it's fanny freaky facial Friday. How about some of that Shepherd's Pie before I unload on your face?"

Felicia: "Did you shave your balls? Because I'm not trying to be choking on your ball pubes."
Shepherd's Pie by DoodieYEP! January 26, 2013

Shepherd's Pie

The name given to the crap you take immediately after a large meal.
"Wow that was a great buffet. I have to go take a shepherd's pie now."

"Yeah Toby eats a lot but he always has to take shepherd's pies right after."
Shepherd's Pie by Amazing in Progress February 11, 2009

shepherd's pie influenza 

Term for a female of the non-white persuasion with a penchant for white males. Could also be extented to non-heterosexual interractions.
Man shepherd's pie influenza is spreading around Richmond like the plague.

shepherd's pie

The act of performing oral sex on a female sheep.
Tim thinks there's nothing tastier than a shepherd's pie.
shepherd's pie by WickedDavis October 8, 2007

shepherd's pie

After penetrating a young lady's hymen, the alpha male then clubs her over the head, rendering her unconcious. He proceeds to wipe the blood from the ruptured hymen through the crease of her hind quarter, vomits into it, defacates on it, ejaculates upon it, fucks it, ejaculates again, then shares it with her when she regains conciousness.
I took her out and on the first date she ordered lobster, so I took her back to my place and gave her a shepherd's pie.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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