Schlaud

Verb-To roast, destroy, or hammer

(V) 1. I just schlauded those hot dogs.
(V) 2. I'm gonna schlaud you so hard if you don't shut up!
(V) 3. I'd pay 20$ to schlaud you.

by Ohmy July 3, 2016

Schlau

The definition of Schlau REALLY is... Amazing. Even though Schlau sounds like a german cussword, it is often taken for granted. Schlau is very mysterious, sexy, and cool. It's a word that can be twisted yet refined. Schlau is intelligent, mature, and responsible

Man that person must be a Schlau

by We UP September 19, 2011

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017

schlade

One renowned as the antithesis of punctuality, and whom takes the act of slacking to an entirely new dimension. The incredible level of slack achieved by this "schlade" has reached such epic proportions that the slacking bar has been raised for stoners everywhere.

"I had plans with schlade at 7:30 so I showed up at 8:45 and he still wasn't there! I guess you can't schlade the schladester."

by Hipp y December 11, 2006

schland

Kurzform von Deutschland
Short description of Deutchland (germany)

On Soccer Worldcup they shout "schland" when germany plays

by Fidulok June 26, 2006

schlud

an ingrown pubic hair--usually infected, my accompany pimples

Dr. Laura rubbed ointment all over her schluds.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Schlaught

being really Slutty! a major whore

damn can you belive that shes wearing that!

i know she looks like a total schlaught!

by TwinkleBabii June 28, 2010