schlauch

The source of all things mighty and phenominal

That Schlauch sure is mighty and phenominal

by Fosho June 6, 2003

schlauch

slacker, dead beat.

what the hell, that schlauch kid aint ever gonna pay you back, look at him

by serfx February 18, 2004

Schlachtered

The act of consuming alcohol until the point where a person is unable to think, speak or make rational decisions.

I got so schlachtered at the bar last night, I got naked and jumped into the public pool.

by pgasean August 4, 2009

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.

Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?

by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017

Schlaught

being really Slutty! a major whore

damn can you belive that shes wearing that!

i know she looks like a total schlaught!

by TwinkleBabii June 28, 2010

Schlaughterkök

Male genitalia of fearsome and terrifying presence and power. Legendary conquering skill and force. Transverses realms natural and spiritual. To be feared and never left unguarded.
Specific origin unknown but believed to be unique to eastern Europe. ( See " Vnad the Impaler " )

"The entire Village of Virgins was wiped out in one night, the latest victims in the furious legacy of Schlaughterkök."

by cyclopath August 6, 2015

schläuchling

used to describe a individual and their mating pair often used during mating.

you are my schläuchling

by the ober wichser, what what February 13, 2018