Schkonk

Verb. To cross the road quickly before oncoming traffic and leave friends at the other other side. The individual crossing the road is the one 'schkonking'.

"Jack just schkonked us!"

by BeattieBastard March 1, 2009

schlonkied

Wasted out of your mind!

Last night I downed that fireball and took 12 shots of jager and I was fucking schlonkied

by Ky Fuckn Kidd January 24, 2014

Schmonkey

A cross between a schmuck and a monkey.

That cop was acting like a real schmonkey, shouting, jumping around and flailing his arms.

by 202101 December 24, 2010

Schkokle

Schkokle is the past stomping grounds of Big Al. Home of EJ's on you and new iPhone.

J "Schkokle is the place to be when big Al is RIP"
A "Schcuze me, thats not truey"

by bringherhomealive October 17, 2019

Schtonky

A Schtonky is when a penis is growing to about half mast in your pants and the bulge is slighly pertruding and clearly visible.

She is so Hot, She gave me a schtonky!!

by stoik n fries February 25, 2013

Schtonky

Schtonky-Complete and utter sarcasm about anything that annoys the crap out of you..for example Mr.lowe

Ex: Hey! Did you remember to study for that super insanely hard Astronomy test today?

Your response: SCHTONKY!

See Also: Schwiiiing!

by Cortana,I-no November 10, 2004

Schlonk

Another swedish word for penis :)

"Ohhh Look there, a sketa."
-"no"
"It's a twisted and rickrolled schlonk"

by Barre Jarre September 21, 2012