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the poo that sits around the toilet after u take a shit
After Dave took a huge shit in my basement, the shrapnel was everywhere
schrapnel by S & H March 6, 2003
The peices of shit when you crap that explode everywhere burn like acid
Chris Starks took a shit in my house and he missed the toilet and his schrapnel was everywhere.
schrapnel by bob vila June 4, 2003
Any product manufactured in a substandard manner.
"Jesus Murphy, the Leafs are just total schrapnel."
schrapnel by dirtee raul April 20, 2008

ass schrapnel 

The crap that explodes all over the crapper when taking an expolsive deuce, or the toilet paper balls that get stuck to your ass pubes after whiping.
Bob's shitter was full of Ass schrapnel. and Bobs TP was shreaded and left ass shrapnel all over his butt crack
ass schrapnel by Pete Jones April 26, 2008

snot schrapnel 

when you blow so hard into the tissue that it blows apart. the part that comes out is snot schrapnel
you might want to check yourself dude youve got snot schrapnel everywhere.
snot schrapnel by greg smith March 5, 2007

dog shrapnel 

When you have an aggressive chewing dog, and he destroys toys and projectiles and leaves the pieces around the house, car, shed, yard, etc....
I can drive to lunch, if you don't mind the dog hair, and dog shrapnel in the back seat.
dog shrapnel by Davester75 August 18, 2013