Schieder 

Any man whose ability to have sex is only rivaled by his attractive personal appearance and penis size. A "Schieder" can also speak every language (including brail), his shirts never wrinkle, he is left-handed and right-handed, and is known for his ability to serve sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Dude, did you see that Schieder, he was totally serving sizzling fajita platters barehanded.

Schieder by Schiester12344321 January 12, 2010

Nick Schiener 

Fastest high school sophomore 800 runner in NY. Future Olympian

Nick Schiener is a future Olympian

Nick Schiener by Blogan Maschari November 11, 2019

schwieder 

The title given to very honourable people that means they are very respected.

Sir Schwieder you are very cool.

schwieder by Sockman37 April 16, 2019

schmieder 

An adjective describing someone extremely intoxicated and difficult to deal with or someone covered in vomit. A verb that means to be violently puking, babbling like an idiot or passed out on the floor of a hotel bathroom.

I was completely schmiedered last night.

I schmiedered all over that girl last night.

Rap:

My names ... Schmieder. I like to get schmiedered. I schmieder on the floor and I schmieder on Peter. I schmieder in the sink and I schmieder on the bed, when I wake up Sunday mornin got a pain in my head.

schmieder by Schobinem July 21, 2011

schmieder 

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

schmieder by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

schieber 

German slang for "sexual tool"

Mary:"I fucked the shit out of my schieber last night"
Yasmin:"NO SHIT?!"

schieber by Mumdiggity April 10, 2005

going schieler 

the act of becoming aggressive with inanimate objects.

"He's going schieler", I yelled, as I watched my friend Bill kick the sh%t out of the vending machine over a pack of peanut M&Ms.

going schieler by Anonymous September 4, 2003