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A rare kind of human-like species, neither male nor female, with a obsession for faeces. A single look at a scheuss turns regular human beings into turds. Scheusses tend to find shelter in wastewater treatment plants. A scheuss can be recognized by its scheuss-mouth: a sassy looking mouth, with an erected upperlip, showing its two front teeth.
I just saw a Scheuss.. i’m turning into schhhhh
Scheuss by iRONicVal-U April 4, 2022
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Schuss in Boots 

Someone who purports to engage in snow sports such as skiing or snowboarding but who instead spends most of their time in mountain bars.
She'll never make it down that run by lunch time, there are 3 bars on it and she's totally Schuss in Boots.

Is Nicky skiing today, she was earlier but now she's Schuss in Boots.
Schuss in Boots by Baggsy January 24, 2012

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.
Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.
scheissegeist by irj2 November 1, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2017

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
scheissery by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.
Oh Scheisse!
scheisse by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003
Phil passed out again? What a fucking schluss!
schluss by Schlusspuss May 11, 2016

scheisskopf

german for shit head.

alternate spelling is scheißkopf
Du bist ein scheisskopf!!!
scheisskopf by wraith August 30, 2004
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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