scheist

The act of stealing or "swiping" something.
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st

Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."

John scheisted Henery's yogurt and yelled "Scheist!"
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.

by Sconzo September 7, 2008

schistosomial

A couple that is so intertwined with each other's life that they never do anything without the other present. They act as if being torn apart from each other would cause physical damage to themselves such as with the Schistosoma parasite where the female is literally intertwined within the male.

Becky and her boyfriend are so schistosomial, ever since they have been dating, she has never left his side.

by Dr. Schisto October 20, 2013

scheissegeist

From the German for "shit" + "ghost" (scheisse + geist): the smell left over in the bathroom.

Terry, please open the window when you poop. You need to let the scheissegeist out.

by irj2 November 1, 2017

schisto

that couple you always see constantly in physical contact with each other. they always seem to be holding hands, playing with each other's hair, etc...

They are the couple constantly seen doing PDA.

The word is based off a type of parasite in which the male and female of the species are entwined around each other at all times.

Those two always seem to hang all over each other; they're so schisto.

by medfreak October 18, 2014

sheist

hustling, jipping, stealing, bullshitting, playing one out of his/her full potential of life

Synonyms: Stunt, trip, play

A: Tryna go out tonight?
B: Nah
A: You sheistin'

A: Wanna play rage cage?
B: No, I don't like beer.
A: You sheistin'

A: Yo, you gonna hook it up today?
B: Nah, I can't. My boss is in the backroom.
A: But is he looking?
B: Nah, but just in case. You're total is 10.41
A: Brah... sheistin'...

by xhile May 13, 2016

scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying to “pull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.

Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake

by Unicorn King March 31, 2020

scheisse

1. German word for "crap" or "shit"
2. Exclamtion frequently used by me when I am angry, frustrated, or surprised.

Oh Scheisse!

by Mercury Silverscale August 31, 2003