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The short form of schedule. Never spelled; only spoken... until now.

Pronounced (sK-edge).
G: Yo B, want to kick it in the park with some 40's?

B: Yeah I dunno, have to check the schedge, G.
schedge by SCrow December 7, 2006
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Schedge was invented at Granada Hills Charter High School, as a means of scheduling every time you arrive and depart at a new location, at the same time every day (minus Tuesdays, and other days with odd schedules). The phrase is also shouted at each of these times, followed by a "schedge-five".

Also, people who have gotten 'degrees' in the art of schedge are considered Schedgperts, (experts of schedge), while the rest are still in Schedglementary School. Schedgperts are rare, and the only power higher than that is the Schedge-Master, which is a title owned only by the original 4 Schedgperts. Some schedgperts (including one of the four schedgmasters) are Boobologists as well.

S.I.P (Schedge In Peace) Jay, 8:08-3:19
Eddie: Hey james, check the schedge time
James: Calm your shit Ed, it's only 8:07!
Isaac: Yeah Ed! We still got a minute of schedging!
Eddie: Alright thanks James, and Sack! Anyways, hows the inventing business coming alo-
James(interrupting): It's 8:08!!!
Isaac: Schedge-Five fellas!
James: Later, Sack! Later, Ed!!!!
Eddie: Schedge on the reg!
Schedge by schedgepert August 6, 2011

Scheduelling

When a group of people attempt to schedule a date for a group event and everyone is competing for a date that suits them.
We are supposed to have dinner, as a group, but people kept scheduelling and it got canned.
Scheduelling by Quidgeeboh May 3, 2010

The Scherger 

A fat cock previously believed to be thick.
Your mom sure enjoys The Scherger!
The Scherger by That’s wierd June 15, 2023
A necrophilic person who is generally a homosexual
Shut up you scredge
Scredge by Ben Dover 4206969 June 16, 2018

Schengen Visa

Visa for All 15 european union countries for tourists and buisness
schengen visa countires includes Germany, Italy, Poland, France, Holland etc.
Schengen Visa by Dr SS December 6, 2009
ske-dool

A battle between the stuff that you want to do, and the crap that you have to do.
Based on his previous experiences with my prioritizing, Jeff knew that his party invitation would be victorious against homework in my scheduel.
scheduel by palooza09 August 26, 2010
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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