Scheduelling
When a group of people attempt to schedule a date for a group event and everyone is competing for a date that suits them.
Scheduelling by Quidgeeboh May 3, 2010
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scheduling fatigue
when you and a person are trying to get together but your schedules keep coming up with more and more conflict and you're like 'ah jeez i dont actually care about this person this much. fuck it'
i was trying to get a second date with this girl, but as we texted back and forth about trying to find a good time and repeatedly failing, we got scheduling fatigue and i never saw her again. :(
scheduling fatigue by cfboyd May 22, 2016
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Crew Scheduling
An organization, probably in thrall to the devil, who's sole purpose in life is to torment flight crews. Especially those poor souls stuck on reserve.
See Evil.
See also Demon.
See Evil.
See also Demon.
I volunteered to cover a trip on my day off yesterday, and Crew Scheduling Junior Manned me on my birthday!
Crew Scheduling by rmah9k November 8, 2010
Scheduling
What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
Scheduling by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
Scheduling Board
A hang out area where gay men wait to be added to a matroom to assist another gay man in co teaching a class. The class most likely is “searching” or SI….
Metz: hey Pooch, you got anyone available at the scheduling board to assist Gordon in M13 with Baton 2?
Pooch: yeah Metz, Nelson is headed that way.
Pooch: yeah Metz, Nelson is headed that way.
Scheduling Board by The polish hammer June 7, 2026
Dick Scheduling
When a woman is promised to get dick down ahead of time so she can get ready such as (Getting A Babysitter Lubrication Booking Hotels etc.)
Dick Scheduling by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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