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Schalton 

wow hes a Schalton, I wish I could be like him.
Schalton by alpha7dog11 May 1, 2010
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Schalonkas

Sha-lon-kas
Schalonkas is the best word to describe the female breasts. Schalonkas are not just any regular breasts, schalonkas are mighty. A common nickname for for schalonkas is schalonkalonks.
Person 1: bro that chic has nice schalonkas
Person 2: bro those are’nt schalonkas. They belong in the itty-bitty-titty-committee
Schalonkas by Remsterdogg6969 January 30, 2022

Schalmont High School 

A school in Rotterdam New York filled with your typical students and so called social rejects, I myself would probably have been classified as a social reject but I don't really give a shit. a school that is also filled with nasty ass girls that tan in the winter and get drunk as fuck and sleep with the jocks. there are a few bulldykes in Schalmont they generally wont hurt you until you look into there eyes. Schalmont was built in the 1950's and is a cross between SCHenectady ALbany and MONTgommery counties, nice school but alot of people there suck ass and think there the shit, if you run into these kids don't give them eye contact because they will try to fight you for no reason. also we have one girl in our school that looks like a man and will crush anybody that gets in her way. Schalmont is also an insult for any kid that thinks hes the shit. also a new haven for pot heads. also filled with Italian wannabes and wiggers who believe everything they see on the MTV and VH1 and BET would post more but it would take a while and the Schalmont kids would throw a fit after reading this.
-P.S. I graduated from Schalmont a while back so you cant do shit.
-Look at Kevin trying to act gansgter, you can automatically tell hes a Schalmont.
-Dylan is such a Schalmont listen to the way he talks
-omg, I stepped in some Schalmont on the way to the bus, im gonna be sick.
-Every morning in front of the auditorium a whole bunch of peckerwood wiggers stand around and listen to old gay ass rap and ruin reggae music.
-if you attend Schalmont High School you probably dealt with the worst of the worst.
a low class school , found in rotterdam. Has dumb fucking students and teachers , and some students are diagnossed with ganeria.
schalmont sucks ass***
schalmont by umm yeaa October 20, 2009
Someone who has a big ass dick and is a women's dream
Girls do you know my boyfriend shalton pipes me down every night
shalton by Shalton July 1, 2017
A particularly strange individual (in a good way). Generally resides in their own world, and doesn't care what others think of them. One of the most real, loyal, funny, and strangely attractive people you will meet. Very good at extinguishing sexual tension and making suggestive noises. Their habitat mainly consists of darkness and video games. Usually very blonde with porcelain skin. Refer to their genitalia as their "little thunderbolt".
He's such a schelton!!
schelton by DaddyF March 4, 2017
A person who is genuine and lovable.Always finds a way to solve her own problems and stives to make those around her happy
Having Shalton as a friend is a blessing
Shalton by Gfjdkevsjdjheksos November 22, 2021
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