Schafering 

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

Schafering by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

schafing

An unattended shart. If a shart is not tended to, schafing may occur. Schafing is only possible between ones ass cheeks.

Fuck, I was crowning and did not want to use the public restroom. This resulted in a shart. I did not have the opportunity to check my shorts, resulting in Schafing between my ass cheeks.

schafing by shitzinhand September 3, 2013

schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

schafernaker by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

Schaffering it 

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

Schaffering it by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

shaffering 

when an individual likes everything on Facebook.
past term: shaffed

"hey, i just shaffed the shit out of her page"

"who's that chick that keeps liking everything, she's shaffering all over my wall."

shaffering by dont.worry.about. it January 21, 2011

Schumering 

When someone steals another's joke and acts like nothing happened

Him: *joke*
Her: *Same Joke*
Them: "She is Schumering it!"

Schumering by Seclusionn5 May 12, 2017

Schafernaker scale 

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

Schafernaker scale by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009