schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!

I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!

schafernaker by BigWill88 December 13, 2012

Schafernaker scale 

A cult scale that some British gay men use to assess the cuteness or 'hotness' of a potentially attractive man in their presence. It runs from zero to ten.

The scale is named after gay sex-symbol, the Polish-born BBC meteorologist Tomasz Schafernaker. The scale his named after him, since his cuteness is commonly considered to be beyond 10.

"Brad Pitt gets a 10 on the Schafernaker scale from me"
"You're not wrong there... whereas Gordon Brown or John McCririck would get 0 from me"

Schafernaker scale by Roger Mellie 84 October 9, 2009

Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.

I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!

Schafernakar by Gubs73 August 18, 2010

schaferwafer 

A schaferwafer is the baddest in the game, usually the common first name is Hannah. If you're not a schaferwafer you ain't anybody. She's shy at first but then she's a poplin good time when you get to know her! She generally has blonde hair and blue eyes, and a slightly upward nose. She loves sandwiches and her favorite number is 5. The people she hangs out with is usually a Maddy or a Caroline. She usually is obsessed scarves and prefers leggings over jeans. All in all if you are a schaferwafer you are one lucky gal.

Girl: "Man, she's on point. I bet she's a Schaferwafer."
Guy: "She's definitely girlfriend material."

schaferwafer by mersavalopookins March 15, 2015