When events conspire against you, and your only strategy is to survive and make arrangements for the forthcoming painful proceedings to be as seamless as possible.
BOLU --> Bend Over, Lube Up.
BOLU --> Bend Over, Lube Up.
The client has come forward with last minute requirements... its a total BOLU.
How is your day?; A total BOLU.
What's the situation?; BOLU
How is your day?; A total BOLU.
What's the situation?; BOLU
by BigWill88 December 11, 2018
When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.
The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.
Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.
The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.
Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
by BigWill88 June 06, 2012
When polishing a turd just won't do. You need to resort to wrapping it in cling-film to get the shinny glossyness.
Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.
Often you need to use enough cling-film to stop yourself getting shitty hands. The result is a Stoolpedo.
by BigWill88 February 08, 2011
Used to describe someone who is a faffer, a time waster, a procrastinator.
Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".
Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
Derived from the term "Ducking around" derived from "Fucking about".
Someone who aimlessly wonderers around in circles, with no particular direction.
by BigWill88 August 12, 2022
The art of sharing every single thought in your brain on a social network.
Derived from 'Microblogging' and 'Flogging a dead horse',
Often occurs from not receiving enough attention from ones Peers.
The irony being the more they blog/flog the less attention they receive!
Derived from 'Microblogging' and 'Flogging a dead horse',
Often occurs from not receiving enough attention from ones Peers.
The irony being the more they blog/flog the less attention they receive!
by BigWill88 May 18, 2012