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schadenboner

An extreme degree of pleasure from the misfortune of assholes.
Fans of Keith Olbermann are whining so painfully, and Osama Bin Laden suffered from ghastly kidney failure until his blood was diluted with urine, and thus I exhibit dual schadenboners.
schadenboner by Chris Hooten January 24, 2011

Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck
While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner
Schadenboner by michael9738918 November 19, 2014

schadenboehner 

A feeling of enjoyment that comes from seeing or hearing about the troubles of U.S. Speaker of the House John Boehner that are caused by the antics of the Tea Party wing of the U.S. House of Representatives.
I'm feeling a delightful schadenboehner this afternoon as I read about the Senate deal to end the government shutdown.

Schadenberg 

Coming from the German words for "damage" and "mountain", the Schadenbergs are a strong race of people.

They are known for their outspokenness, large families, and running brothels in many parts of Eastern Europe.
Heindric Schadenberg has connections to all the hottest prostitutes this side of Berlin.
Schadenberg by Salome Weiss November 9, 2010

Schadenberuhigung 

Reassurance that comes from the suffering of others. Distinct from schadenfreude, which implies that this suffering confers pleasure. From a compound of German words: Schaden=suffering, Beruhigung=comfort
I was feeling bad about the fact that I don't have any shoes, but then I met someone with no legs. Talk about schadenberuhigung!
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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