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Schadenboner
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When you want to sleep with
someone
while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them
attractive
. Not
quite
a grudge fuck
While she's really not my
type
, I hate to admit,
Taylor Swift
gives
me a total Schadenboner
Schadenboner
by
michael9738918
November 19, 2014