Schöpp

a person that thinks way too long before making a decision

"he really thinks like 10 seconds before answering doesn't he?"
"yeah he really is a Schöpp"

by Der Schatten January 24, 2022

ben schöpp

A large cuck, who spends a large portion of time messaging women about pointless topics. He is normally found in a herd attempting to mate with females, but is yet to succeed. He is constantly stuck in the friend zone and fails to take the hint and carries on with his life leaving a trail of tragedies behind him.

Person 1: where you going?
Person 2 gonna go sit 2 seats away from that girl.
Person 1: wow your such a ben schöpp

by Hdog February 8, 2018

Venue Shopping

Venue Shopping — The art of finding the perfect judge and municipality in which to force a pivotal court case designed to restrict the rights of “the many “ by “the few”.

This is currently the most popular political tactic used by “the old guard” to prevent the inevitability of America’s changing demographic realities.

Some say it is a reaction to Barack Obama having become a successful, two term, popular Black President of the United States; but, that would be like saying that at the heart of American culture there is an unstated racism.

Wait…that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Two places where Venue Shopping can be clearly seen in our border policies and in out treatment of women and the rights that they have — or don’t have — over their own bodies.

In the old days we didn’t say “venue shopping — which is kind of a disinfected boutique term, we used to say “THE FIX IS IN”.

Opponents to the reproductive freedom of women went Venue Shopping in Texas to find a judge who would outlaw gynecological medications used in both miscarriages and abortions..

by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 9, 2023

Shopping Shits

A rush of adreneline causing the overwhelming and immediate urge to have a bowel movement upon entering a store where everything you see you think you MUST have.

Vicki: " Hey Valerie, wanna go to the mall? Nordie's is having their Half Yearly Sale AND I have a 20% off coupon!

Valerie: " Hell yeah, Im in! I saw the sale add today......Im soooo excited! Hope they have a clean bathroom 'cause I feel a case of the shopping shits coming on!"

by cheer1 October 16, 2012

Tottenham shopping spree

1. The liberating of desired goods from shops using none other than a baseball bat and a piece of dislodged paving.
2. AKA Looting, as seen on a wide scale in August 2011 during riots in Tottenham, North London.

Gee Gaz, I sure like your 36 inch HD TV", "Thanks, I picked it up on a Tottenham shopping spree.

by donwanakno August 15, 2011

Shoppo

'Shoppo' or (as it is known to those of society who can produce more than once syllable) Westfield Shoppingtown is a known Holy Site and Congregation point for the strange sub-species of humans known as the Muzza. Shoppo is widely used by anthropologists and wildlife activists alike, to view the Muzza in its natural habitat and as mother nature intended, mullet greased and Nike gear proudly on display. Due to the large population of Muzzas there is also a vibrant and ever expanding collection of Nissan Supras and VL Holdens on display as the Muzza attempts to attract a mate while also trying to cement their spots as the Alpha males of the tribe/herd.

Example 1, A Muzz on 'Shoppo':
Muzza: "HOOOOOO MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD, SHOPPO YOU LE!"

Example 2, Normal People on 'Shoppo':

Dave:"Have you been to Westfield Shoppingtown now that its been done up?"

Jim:"Fuck no, there are Muzzas everywhere."

by Timmy_222 May 11, 2009

Schuppisser

Swiss last name. THE DANKEST

Girl: Hey is that guy over there a Schuppisser?

Guy: Yea he's so sick!

by Spikey C March 9, 2009