Sceneglish 

Launguage spoken by scene kids with tight purple/neon/pink/yellow colored pants, "hardcore" shirts with Suicide Silence, Whitechapel, Miss May I, Attack Attack logos on them, as well as v-necks for those extra super "HXC" kids, and hair parted while covering only one eye, that's usually dyed black, has highlights, or has fake extensions(which are also dyed black or have highlights)

SCENEGLISH:

"h4rdc0r3 f0r lyf3"

"br33 br33"

"kthanxbi"

"br00t4l"

Sceneglish by Danny1823 April 5, 2010

swenglish 

Swenglish (Swedish: svengelska) is a colloquial term meaning either:
-English spoken with a heavy Swedish accent
-English spoken or written as heavily influenced by Swedish vocabulary, grammar, or syntax

Example for pronounce changes in swenglish:

three = free/tree

swenglish by Jorak September 6, 2012

Sheenglish

Anything that is uttered from Charlie Sheen's mouth.

Tiger Blood, Adonis DNA, Winning, and Duh are commonly used Sheenglish terms.

Sheenglish by neluckyfrog March 22, 2011

Shaneglish 

A distinct dialect comprised primarily of vernacular documented in the Urban Dictionary.

Once he begins speaking his native tongue, Shaneglish, only one person can interpret/understand what is meant ...

Shaneglish by Sheezy Beezy March 20, 2008

Scenglish 

A descriptive word of a Scottish person who's lived in England for a long time

Are you Scottish or English? I'm Scottish but I've lived in England for a long time . So you're scenglish? Yes

Scenglish by Alibalim August 19, 2017

scenglish 

A Scottish person who resides in England.

Jennifer is a Scenglish person who lives in London.

scenglish by ibiu October 9, 2008

Spenglish 

Spenglish - Special English, spoken or written by those who cannot, or will not, speak English properly.

The unhappy result of some damn fool raping the English language, you don't need to be foreign to do it, as many of my own countrymen (and ladies) mangle our language too (whether they are drunk or merely illiterate remains to be seen).

Spenglish is not to be confused with simple bad grammar, this is gobbledegook taken to a whole new level of "what the fuck did I just read/hear?"

A verbatim sample of Spenglish from an anonymous review of a video game on Amazon UK:

"main soon bay this game is soo expenciwe 59 pound .sory i play in ps3 and i not bay this game yet beckouse is to expencive .i not shure whay game for xbox is very expencive???????? a normal main soon xbox have jast 4 gb memory and console is cleary but if i try instaling this game coming me error for memory i conect extra hard drive nader 40 pound if your have standard xbox sleam look before bay beckouse this game nit place in hard drive .
is panick now for this game beckouse is new but try finked before bay now this game 50 pound is very expenciwe"

Drunk? Foreign? Thick as shit?

Me: "Goddamn it Arthur, is it not time you put down that stained and sticky wank mag and learned to speak the Queen's English man? You are forty-five not fourteen!"

Arthur: "Wgdblfbh hrfhpsj rhpflj rsjfpj soierhosf ozijdohsp!"

Me: "Here's a scrabble set - eat the tiles, go for a shit and I'll read the results because it will make more sense than the Spenglish that just dribbled out of your mouth like verbal diarrhoea, you complete and utter imbecile."

Spenglish by The Cuttlefish of Cthulhu August 20, 2014