Splatterpillar

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.

kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Splatterpillar Fashion

you know them ridiculous novelty furry handbags? kinnda looks like a giant dead squashed caterpillar?

Joe: What the fuck is that thing gillys got over her shoulder?

Nick: dunno,... think she ran over it on the way here,
she's gonna dance around it later...

Joe: Thats Splatterpillar Fashion for ya....

by Playfulgorilla May 6, 2009

Scatterpillar

An extremely large piece of scat; takes its time coming out, inches along like a caterpillar.

Person 1: Dang man, were you watching a movie in there? You took forever to come out of the bathroom!
Person 2: Nah, I was just waiting for the scatterpillar to crawl all the way out.

by Sir Tantalus September 21, 2017