Whymeandnotyou22's definitions

Skidmark Hero

It's a game that every kid and some adults knowingly and/or unknowingly play. If you don't clean up well after going number 2 you get skidmarks in your underwear. The person with the worst skidmarks in the house is the Skidmark Hero.

Child - Can you wash my clothes?

Mom - I don't mind washing your clothes. But, if you keep playing Skidmark Hero, your going to wash your own undies.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011

Splatterpillar

When a caterpillar gets stepped on it goes splat.

kid 1 - Wow! look at the size of that....

Sound 'splat'

kid 2 - uh, Splatterpillar?

kid 1 - It is now.

by Whymeandnotyou22 September 27, 2011