Scatterday

The day after one has part taken in the use of drugs, such as ecstacy, and are feeling "scattered". The individual spends the day on the couch as a space cadet, watching whatever is on tv, even if it is not interesting even in the slightest.

" what a night, dude are you coming to the beach today"?
" no chance man, todays scatterday"

Scatterday by obi 1 bone me July 11, 2009

Scatterday

n. Day of the week, commonly known as "Saturday," but much, much crazier.

Jane: "So, what did you do last weekend?"
Carla: "Well, Sunday was pretty boring, but the day before I had so much to do. I spent almost all day at the mall shopping, then saw a movie with John, and then went to an insane party. It was a total Scatterday."

Scatterday by AlyssaLorin131 February 11, 2009

SatErday 

An idiots version of Saturday

Noah: Yo kyLe what day is it.
kyLe: it’s SatErday bro.

SatErday by Mopw June 7, 2018

Scaterday

Scat-Saturday. The day that comes directly before Sunday bunday.

Scaterday is the day you actively participate in scat related events and / or activities. This could be as simple as watching scat related porn all the way to participating in scat related porn.

"I think I'm going to take it easy on Laura this Sunday bunday, because I'm going to destroy her on Scaterday."

Laura: I don't think I want to go out for mexican tonight. Matt gave me a cleveland steamer on Scaterday and I'm still a little shaken up by it.

Stacey: Been there, done that....how about chinese?

Scaterday by A$$M@ST3R March 31, 2010

Scattereday 

Scattereday is the day following Friedday, where your brain has been fried and now feels scattered because of the comedown.

"I'm never capable of doing anything on Scattereday."

Scattereday by Psardy July 5, 2008

Scatterjack 

A highly confused semi dangerous person, disorganized. Tends to drop and break things. Always looking for misplaced / lost items. Very elusive and hard to find. Moves rapidly.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "Yeah that guy is a real scatterjack, he is in the work bay looking for the tools he lost this morning."

Scatterjack by Scubbled Jac March 14, 2023

Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013