When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.
I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'