Scatterbox 

The lost art of passing off an extreme and violent excretory bowel movement into a toilet, wooded area, or in thy britches.

1. I have to scatterbox so bad, I am not sure if I can continue living.

2. Geez Philip, you must have really scatterboxed judging by the burnt rotten egg smell.

Scatterbox by Leif "The Face" Rancid January 3, 2004

Scatterbrained 

Disorganized, all over the place. Making numerous mistakes because your mind is on too many things at once and consequently none at all.

"Oh man! I figured out my finances wrong and overspent, then it turned out I bought the wrong thing and it'll be too late to return for an exchange. Then later I remembered I was supposed to meet somebody for coffee. I totally forgot."

"Man, you need to slow down. You're overworked and overwhelmed and you've become scatterbrained!"

Scatterbrained by DeeDeeLee December 7, 2012

scatterfold 

when you’re playing poker in a crackhouse and the cops show up

The pigs are here, scatterfold!

scatterfold by Jamchef81 June 21, 2018

Scatterbrain 

A person with a scatterbrain tends to lack focus, lacks direction in life, lacks concentration, extremely forgetful, disorganized, and does not have serious connected thoughts! Can't follow a simple conversation and gets confuse over small matters. These people tend to self- sabotaged any relationship they are in because their brain is all over the place.

Can't ask Greg he has a scatterbrain so he won't remember.

Scatterbrain by I AM HOTEP! November 25, 2018

Snatterbox 

A static box used by TV networks on the sidelines of NFL games. The snatterbox is a trap-type box for holding cords and other important technical types of things.

What that is, a snatterbox?

Snatterbox by cccccc75 January 29, 2017

Scatterbating 

Making vocal jazz improvisation whilst pleasuring ones self.

"Be-bi-bibitty bop de-boop"...splooge.

I just walked in on Cats Polino Scatterbating in the speakeasy bathroom.

Scatterbating by Cats Polino December 19, 2013

scatterpoo 

When one takes a dump, and the shit goes all over the place, it is referred to as a scatterpoo.

Person 1:Sorry i just did a scatterpoo in your bathroom.
Person 2:OH no it's everywhere! even on the taps

scatterpoo by JASON G.LAW July 4, 2006