Voluntold

Someone else, boss or significant other, volunteers you to do something you wouldn't have volunteered for.
My boss voluntold me I was hosting the office holiday party.
by greatdrew December 12, 2014
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ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.
I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.
by greatdrew April 17, 2015
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Funmissive

The act of tying up your girlfriend for a little fun. Not really bdsm or submission, just a once in a while fun in the bedroom.
My girlfriend got a little drunk last weekend and became funmissive. Tied her up with my necktie and her pantyhose.
by greatdrew April 10, 2018
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