Definitions by greatdrew
Funmissive
The act of tying up your girlfriend for a little fun. Not really bdsm or submission, just a once in a while fun in the bedroom.
My girlfriend got a little drunk last weekend and became funmissive. Tied her up with my necktie and her pantyhose.
Funmissive by greatdrew May 24, 2018
ScannerBomb
I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.
ScannerBomb by greatdrew April 16, 2015
Voluntold
Someone else, boss or significant other, volunteers you to do something you wouldn't have volunteered for.