ScannerBomb

When using a image scanner type device, look into the scanner with the lid open.

I was scanning the tops of boxes with the lid ajar, and the boss looked into the scanner while it was scanning. Got a great shot of his eye. He scannerbomb ed me.

by greatdrew April 16, 2015

Voluntold

Someone else, boss or significant other, volunteers you to do something you wouldn't have volunteered for.

My boss voluntold me I was hosting the office holiday party.

by greatdrew December 13, 2014

Funmissive

The act of tying up your girlfriend for a little fun. Not really bdsm or submission, just a once in a while fun in the bedroom.

My girlfriend got a little drunk last weekend and became funmissive. Tied her up with my necktie and her pantyhose.

by greatdrew May 24, 2018