Scalpa

A Scalpa is a person who is very disgusting, and they like to act stupid because they think its funny, they still candy if they are dared, and then they when they get caught doing something wrong they like to change the subject.

You're just a Scalpa!! This is why I want you out of my ______!!!

by r@M3 December 29, 2023

Scalaming

(Sca-lah-minG) is used in many circumstances and is delivered with a heavy Guido accent. The best use of this word is to substitute a hearty "Fuck you!" or "Get the Fuck outta here!" In contrast to this, Scalaming can also be used to proclaim something too sweet for words.

Hey buddy, you aren't on the list - SCALAMING!
This Pasta Vasool.... marone - SCALAMING!

"I hate you JJ and I want my CDs back and my couch and..."
"SCALAMING!"

by NorthDadz March 19, 2010

Indian Scalp Massage

When you spread peanut butter over your partner's hair and roll your dick around their hair until you cum all over the top of their head and let your semen drip down their face.

I was giving my girl the Indian scalp massage last night with "extra creamy peanut butter."

by Milan the dude April 22, 2015

Scalper

The scum of the Earth who are too incapable to get an actual job

This scalper dickhead just made this prices of Nintendo Switch’s triple

by MikeMillion July 16, 2020

Scampaign

n.
A concerted effort to achieve a goal which relies apon deceit to be successful
v. i.
To engage in a concerted effort to achieve a goal using decietful means to succeede.

English Concatenation of Scam + Campaign

That canditate ran a scampaign to get elected.
She is scampaigning her way to a promotion.

by Willi B November 14, 2004

Scalper

An asshole who preorders/buys an item as soon as it's available and resells it at a higher price point than the item originally sold for. Usually is fat, lazy, or has no actual job.

Johnny: I went to Gamestop to get the new Destiny game and they were out of stock and I had to buy it from a scalper.
David: What an asshole, preying upon innocent people wanting to buy something that they find interesting.

by JFK Shot First June 10, 2017

Scalper

The idiots who want to make a quick buck.

I just want to get a 3080 for MSRP, not 3x the price like what the scalpers want.

by TheTank18 September 18, 2020