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Scalpage 

The area in and around your brain cartilage on the tippy top where the roots sprout out
"Betty got her hair braided so tight it pulled her scalpage and caused a headache"

"You know scalpage damage could cause irreversible brain damage if not treated correctly"
Scalpage by Buttbeans September 6, 2018
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A man who wears gold chains, shirts unbuttoned far too low, drives a car he can not afford and believes that all these things make him an amazing person. A scamache is extremely full of himself and generally sleazy. A pinky ring or any excessive amounts of man jewelry is a dead give away. In some areas of the country, they are referred to as a "guito".
Oh my gosh, some guy just fed me some corny line and said that if I slept with him he'd take me for a ride in his Corvette.

Ew, what a scamache.

scalpich 

Exclamation made when one finds something rather interesting, cool, and/or fascinating.
Dude! That was totally scalpich!
scalpich by Koj April 21, 2003

scalpable 

Something that is able to be scalped. For example, humans.
She was quite scalpable, especially considering how frustrated I was with her.
scalpable by Ava_Cado09 October 3, 2023

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026