Derived from the "im14andthisisdeep" phrase "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)".
The whole phrase is saying "she believed him" and the letters in parentheses spelling "he lied", but the rest of the letters spell out sbeve sbēve
It's used to mock 14-year-old girls who think this is actually deep
dumb insta girl: "Oh my god look at this totally deep post"
dumb insta girl: shows him "s(he) be(lie)ve(d)" phrase
a man with common sense: "sbeve"
dumb insta girl: dies
Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.
Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.