When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they willnever ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.
I'm not gonna make it to worktoday, I'm sick.
What's wrong?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).