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Impacted Penis 

When you plan on being out sick and you have one of those bosses that always wants to know what's wrong. Guaranteed that they will never ask again. Not sure what it is, but it sounds painful.

I'm not gonna make it to work today, I'm sick.
What's wrong?

I have an Impacted Penis.
Impacted Penis by dysangel March 8, 2009

impacted fist twirl 

where u sit on fist and spin faster than a twirling mary go round
damn nigga the wya she impacted fist twirl me was faster than that horsey

honkai impacted 

When a major character gets killed off in the story canon but remains playable coined from the game honkai impact
Oh yeah i love Venti from genshin impact but im afraid hes going to be honkai impacted

Justice-impacted individuals

Only in liberal California do you call jailed criminals justice-impacted individuals. In the rest of regular society we call them incarcerated inmates.

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026