Sauer 

One who is sexually exited from being in close proximity to a video game console.

The sauer soiled her pants after driving past the gamestop.

Sauer by Jessica Slutworth September 24, 2011

SIG SAUER 

Manufacturer of high-quality firearms for military, law enforcement and commercial users. Best known for their "P" series of semi-automatic pistols (such as the P220, P226, P229, etc.), they also offer high-quality rifles.

Originally founded in 1853 as a wagon factory in Switzerland, by 1865 they were supplying rifles to the Swiss Army and the company's name was changed to Schweizerische Industrie-Gesellschaft (SIG). In the 1970's SIG formed a partnership with J.P. Sauer & Sohn, GmbH of W. Germany, hence the SIG Sauer name. SIG SAUER has its U.S. headquarters in Exeter, New Hampshire, with over 280 employees.

Source: SIG SAUER website

SIG SAUER was awarded a contract with the NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service) for over 2,000 P229 and P239 pistols.

SIG SAUER by Bamboozled!!! May 28, 2008

Sig Sauer 

A pistol made by Sig, some models are P-232, P-228, and P-229.

I like sigs.

Sig Sauer by Thomas Splasky August 29, 2003

Michael Sauer 

1. A Los Angeles County Superior Court judge who heroically ordered Paris Hilton back to jail for probation violation and made her cry like the irresponsible, immature, vacuous, and spoiled whore she truly is. He is also a nominee and virtual shoe-in for the upcoming Ruler of Earth elections.

2. The act of executing a maneuver designed to own, burn, diss, humiliate, serve, etc an individual in an emotionally incisive manner with the intent to cause shame, embarrassment and loss of social standing. The act of giving someone their just deserts, their comeuppance. Bonus points are awarded for higher degrees of extravagance, public awareness, opportune timing, and justice delivered.

1. "Man, Michael Sauer is a great guy - he really gave that spoiled bitch Paris Hilton what she deserved! This just goes to show you that deep pockets and a deep throat can't always bail you out of a situation that is 'too hard' and 'too demeaning for a heiress'"

2. "Dang, girl! He just pulled a Michael Sauer on yo ass! You is so burned!"

Michael Sauer by Crescendo July 3, 2007

Sig Sauer 

SIG Sauer pistols are undoubtedly the finest TDA .45s and 9mms in the world.

The Beretta is a POS compared to a SIG.

Sig Sauer by Valkyre April 21, 2004

SIG-Sauer P232 

A double action semi automatic blowback pistol of Swiss-German collaboration. The P232 is a reeingineerd P230, which takes advantage of modern manufacturing techniques. The P232 is availible in 7.65mm (.32 ACP) and .380 ACP (9x17mm Kurz/Short. It's availible finishes are: Blue carbon steel, stainless steel, and a two-tone option. An elegant, sleek, small automatic with enough class to challenge the famous (Walther PPK)

The assassin had spent the day tracking his target, and aimed his silencer equipped SIG-Sauer P232 7.65mm to finish the job...

SIG-Sauer P232 by JoeBob September 26, 2003

Sig Sauer 

Arguably the most popular and coveted handgun in the world. Used by countless Law Enforcement and Military Special Operations units in the world (including the British SAS and US Navy SEALs (P226) and US Secret Service Presidential Detail P228, P229)).

Slide not likely to rupture and break operator's jaw (like Beretta model 92s) or suffer severe Case Neck Blowouts (like so many cheap Glocks do).

Popular for their "To hell and Back" reliability.

Daym, the news said that NCIS Special Agent perforated dat terrist' ass with dat Sig Sauer!

Sig Sauer by whoaps July 7, 2008