Assometer 

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

Assometer by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer 

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

Assometer by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

Awesometer 

The device or machine used to measure the different levels of awesome.

Mr. A "dude, that was awesome..."
Mr. B "How awesome was it?"
Mr. A "well, let me check the awesometer. Yes, just as i figured, it's an 11."
Mr. C "it goes to 11?"
Mr. A "under rare circumstances like these it does."

Awesometer by cb9k March 4, 2009

assoteric

An obscure and specialized knowledge that is also sophmoric in nature.

His knowledge of cheesy movie lines was assoteric.

assoteric by Leigh Lambert April 7, 2005

Sassometer 

A meter used to measure the amount of sass someone is using.

Your sassometer level is through the roof.

Sassometer by xforgetdecembuh March 10, 2011

Ahometer 

A unit of foolishness.

Ann: How foolish is he?
Tom: He is 600 ahometers foolish.
Ann: Not bad. How about Ouka? Is Ouka smarter?
Tom: No way! Ouka is 10,000 ahometers foolish

Ahometer by Akane Human Watcher August 11, 2014

ASSymetrical Information 

(Noun)When a member of the opposite sex believes sexual activity is about to occur when you actually know it is not an option.

This definition was born first year of MBA school w/ my friend and I after I had a few movie watching nights with a guy.

I dont know where he got that ASSymetrical information from but I had to end the movie then.

ASSymetrical Information by Mamta March 1, 2005