Sarving 

When a boss or person in charge struts around acting superior while taking zero accountability for their own mistakes - usually coupled with the inability to spell even the simplest words. A Sarving individual believes confidence equals competence, even when the evidence (and Grammar) says otherwise.

"Did you see Janet blame the intern again for her own mistake? Total Sarving behavior"
"My boss tried to correct my spelling of 'Definitely' - she wrote 'Defanantly" she's sraving real hard today"

Sarving by The H0bbit October 9, 2025

Sarving 

1.A person who can’t spell to save their life, waddles like a confused penguin, micromanages everyone while doing nothing, and blames the entire universe for their own mistakes.

2.A horrible boss who thinks they’re a “natural leader” but really just holds meetings about meetings and mispronounces common words with confidence.

(Example of Definition)
“Bro, my manager just emailed the whole team to ‘keep up the sarvice quality.’”
“Sounds like you’re getting Sarved, man.”
"She's Sarving so hard today"

Sarving by The H0bbit October 9, 2025

throw a turd and call it serving caviar 

This describes a situation, in which someone attempts to trick others into believing that shabby treatment is actually a good deal.

You don't fool me when you throw a turd and call it serving caviar !

throw a turd and call it serving caviar by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Daylight savings time 

Time travel

Jeremy: mom why do all the clocks an hour off
Mom: we had daylight savings time
Jeremy: what does that mean?
Mom : we time traveled

Daylight savings time by the coolest kid in school August 22, 2019

self-serving friend

An individual who is only your friend to use you for their own personal gain and is magically not around when you actually need a friend. Also known as selfish and a bitch.

Wow, you know Jessica, we should have seen right through Rebecca, she is such a self-serving friend; she only wanted to be friends with us so she could pass bio lab.

self-serving friend by Good Friends United January 15, 2009

Serving cunt 

Similar to serving realness, serving cunt takes serving realness to the next level. It’s pussy power. Bold. To the point. And overall extravagant. Any gender is able to serve cunt. It’s a mindset.

Omg Chloe you’re serving cunt tonight!

Serving cunt by M1dn1ghtt0ker June 17, 2021

saving a rough draft 

When you are in the middle of urinating, and decide you might have to take a shit soon, so you don't flush the toilet right away. Saving a rough draft can be out of a sincere desire to conserve water, or just out of sheer laziness.

Dude, why didn't you flush?
Oh, sorry about that. I was saving a rough draft.

saving a rough draft by this_is_not_the_target_market April 18, 2011