Sarcastrate

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

by sarcastrator January 22, 2011

Sarcastatistics

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasticate.

To communicate wholly with sarcasm.

John, don't Sarcasticate. Talk to the point.

by Neondreammysticdust December 10, 2012

Sarcasmate

A sarcastic soul mate

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!

by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016

sarcastrated

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.

Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.

by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015

sarcasmateer

A person who produces, handles, or is associated with the use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

I felt truly mocked by Fred's words. He was a real sarcasmateer.

by mouslordsoth January 16, 2021

sarcastatag

(N.) A tag, comment or reply that should go over the head of the recipient, but (when done well) provide amusement for those following the thread and infiltrate their subsequent replies.

R24ever: I saw the best boobies at Hackercon this year. This one Xena warriorchick in her leather bikini had smokin' hot 38DDs
Smartass1: I thought Sheena was a man
R24ever: What the eff?? Xena! You don't know who Xena Warrior princess is? really?
Smartass1: Haw dude, it's a song lyric, chill. I was just giving you sarcastatag. Sooooo did you go up and talk to her? Take her back to your room? Did you show her *yer movez?*
R24ever: Nah.... but I could have
Smartass2: Did he show you his light saber? hahaha
Smartass1: (says in a fake R24ever voice) Sheena put that big bad thing away girl.
R24ever: you guys are asshats

by SethroT May 3, 2011