sarcastatag 

(N.) A tag, comment or reply that should go over the head of the recipient, but (when done well) provide amusement for those following the thread and infiltrate their subsequent replies.

R24ever: I saw the best boobies at Hackercon this year. This one Xena warriorchick in her leather bikini had smokin' hot 38DDs
Smartass1: I thought Sheena was a man
R24ever: What the eff?? Xena! You don't know who Xena Warrior princess is? really?
Smartass1: Haw dude, it's a song lyric, chill. I was just giving you sarcastatag. Sooooo did you go up and talk to her? Take her back to your room? Did you show her *yer movez?*
R24ever: Nah.... but I could have
Smartass2: Did he show you his light saber? hahaha
Smartass1: (says in a fake R24ever voice) Sheena put that big bad thing away girl.
R24ever: you guys are asshats

sarcastatag by SethroT May 3, 2011

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcastadar 

An instrument used in the detection of sarcasm.

His affected personality set off my sarcastadar.

sarcastadar by Sponge Splicer October 2, 2007

sarcastagasm 

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

sarcastagasm by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

Sarcastabastard 

A portmanteau of sarcastic and bastard. A sarcastabastard always has something snarky and sarcastic to say in response to anything you throw at him and is a general pain in the ass.

Sole redeeming quality is how hilarious it is to watch them roast people.

Oh, my god. Curtis is such a sarcastabastard. I don't think I've ever heard an honest word outta that guy's mouth.

Sarcastabastard by ER#0R October 12, 2016

Sarcastaball

1) From South Park - created in an attempt to criticize the banning of kickoffs from South Park Elementary, Randy Marsh sarcastically suggests implementing a game called sarcastaball, in which the boys have to be nice to the opposing team instead of tackling them. The game is different from football in many other ways; its uniform consists of bras and tinfoil hats, and a balloon is used instead of a ball.

2) An overly sarcastic person.

1) OK, I think we should play sarcastaball.

2) Damn, this guy has been making too many sarcastaball comments!

Sarcastaball by garfieldelric January 3, 2024