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Sarcasmate 

He is my Sarcasmate and we are constantly having sarcastic fights. I love him!
Sarcasmate by SarcasticSatan September 9, 2016
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Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

sarcasmatic 

I have a sarcasmatic personality.
sarcasmatic by SquigleFreak224 September 8, 2008

Sarcasterisk

A **symbol** when one wants to denote sarcasm in a written form, without being misunderstood.
Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."
Sarcasterisk by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

Sarchasmatic 

Of, or being both sarcastic, and charismatic simultaneously.
He was overly sarcastic, and charismatic... sarchasmatic if you will.
Sarchasmatic by Richard Nelson October 26, 2005

sarcasmometer 

Guy 1: Dude, that riced out Civic is so bad ass. I've gotta get one of those and make it look just like that.

Guy 2: Yeah, that'd be cool.

Guy 1: I wasn't being serious, man. Your sarcasmometer must need calibration.
sarcasmometer by Nemesis302 June 21, 2005
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