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Sarcastext by michlau October 30, 2008
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Sarcastatistics
The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".
Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.
Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010
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Sarcasterisk
Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."
Sarcasterisk by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009
sarcasmeter
Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.
sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008
sarcastitude
a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.
boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes
boy leans in
girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes
boy leans in
girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!
sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009
sarcaster
Bill Gates is a sarcaster.
Sarcastrate
Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"
James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"
Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"
James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"
Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"
Sarcastrate by sarcastrator January 22, 2011
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