Sarcastext 

Using sarcasm in a text message. Can be used as a noun or an adjective.

Don't get butt hurt. I was being sarcastext when I sent you that message.

Sarcastext by michlau October 30, 2008

Sarcastatistics 

The measures of a particular person or group's amount of sarcasm over an extended period of time.

A combination of "sarcasm" and "statistics".

Person1: Dude, did you see how sarcastic that guy was?
Person2: Yeah, his sarcastatistics must be through the roof.

Sarcastatistics by InoxFY August 7, 2010

Sarcasterisk

A **symbol** when one wants to denote sarcasm in a written form, without being misunderstood.

Lawrence didn't want Edo to misunderstand his text message, so he used a sarcasterisk. "Hey Edo, **thanks** for recommending Glitter! I really **enjoyed** it. Feel free to suggest more **classics** to me."

Sarcasterisk by Beat Royalty May 16, 2009

sarcasmeter 

A fictional device used to detect sarcasm.

Person 1: Miley Cyrus is so talented!
Person 2: WTF, no way.
Person 1: Wow, I think your sarcasmeter is broken.

sarcasmeter by YellowyEyes August 28, 2008

sarcastitude 

a combination of sarcastic and attitude, that annoying attitude that a lot of girls have, unnecessary sarcasm, so sarcastic that you dont know when they are being serious or sarcastic.

boy: can i have a kiss
girl: yes
boy: are you serious?
girl: yes

boy leans in

girl: ugh ew i was giving you sarcastitude loser!

sarcastitude by gaydemonitis March 23, 2009

sarcaster 

A person who is always sarcastic.

Bill Gates is a sarcaster.

sarcaster by Kyle October 17, 2004

Sarcastrate 

To castrate someone with excessive and sharp use of sarcasm

Johnny: "Dude, how many band members are in a power trio?"

James: "I dunno dude, definitly fucking four. You know what better make it five cuz I don't think a fuckin' power TRIO would have three people!"

Johnny: "Damn dude, you just totally sarcastrated me"

Sarcastrate by sarcastrator January 22, 2011