high as bird pussy

When someone is so stoned on weed that they are worthless for anything more complicated than processing oxygen.

Juan was high as bird pussy last night and forgot to not inhale.

by Plumbcrazydeano March 12, 2015

Sarcasswhole

That little @#$&&# at work that is the perfect mixture of asshole and a sarcastic twit that makes you want to snap his head off his body and slam it into the ground like a pumpkin.

Rod was a " Sarcasswhole " all morning, so we cleaned his clock.

by Plumbcrazydeano February 25, 2014