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The name Santez is harbored by either extremely racist women, or very kind men.
Santez went to starbucks!
Santez by urbandevtionary November 20, 2023
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He is very smart and has a huge cock if you see a santeri go in bed with him
Santeri is a finnish name
Santeri by Shrekshugeandslimycock October 28, 2019
when a persons dick look likes a candle
you call them "Santela"
"bro did u see Jacks leaked nudes?"
"yeah hes such a Santela"
Santela by General Shmerman May 5, 2022

santazon 

A person who orders, fulfills or delivers Christmas gifts from Amazon.
Look, the UPS truck is here! I wonder what Santazon is going to bring me for Christmas!

You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Santazon is coming to town!
santazon by AE Wildturkey December 20, 2012
Interesting, shocking. Short for spanish "interesante."
"You just cost us 3 million dollars!!!"
"...sante..."
Sante by Eggzilla March 28, 2007
A really hot Finnish dude. Who is usually amazing at swimming, and is really fast. He is blonde with blue eyes. Also he does #tagsforlikes on his private instagram account. Most times EVERY SINGLE GIRL STALKS HIM! Did I mention he was sexy?
Damn who is that?

That's Santeri.
Santeri by crazy stalker March 18, 2013
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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