1. adverb. To lie, to be deceitful.

2. adverb. To have the qualities of a
pedophile. To have a tendency towards
pedophilia.

3. noun. To have no comedic value. Unfunny
and dull.

1. To keep the kid quiet about touching him, I gave him a pet rat. How very sante of me.

2. I santed my 11 year old next door neigbor.

3. Wow, you really bombed like a sante out there.

sante by PSMF May 14, 2005

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Santé

a boss ass bitch that can take yo mans in 2.5 seconds n don’t even get me started the gawk gawk 3000. in conclusion 10/10 would highly recommend getting you a Santé

man 1: yoooo did you see Santé that bitch is bad asfff
man2: swearrrr

Santé by tittiesbootyman December 4, 2020

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Santé

Cheers

Ok, let's drink some wine.... Santé!

Santé by Sebashtian January 26, 2019

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Sante Fe

An SUV made by Huyndai.

Wow, look at that black sante fe

Sante Fe by Frankie B. June 28, 2008

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Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

Sante Fe soft serve by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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