Santaferra 

The worlds sneakiest mooch ever. Likes to befriend people based on their income and cigarette supply. You can usually spot them on break stalking their poor victims for their last cigarette. They will sometimes take on the burden of raising somebody elses child for the sole purpose of having an excuse for never having any money for drugs. If you ever want to get rid of a santaferra you must quit your job and stop smoking. Santaferra's are quite clever in the art of bullshitting and enjoy gay humor. Santaferra's enjoy rock music and will occasionally throw a decent game of darts. If you ever see a Santaferra it is already too late.

Person #1 - "Hey dude, can I bum a Stog?"
Person #2 - "Fuck off Santaferra"

Person #1 - "Man, Can you believe that guy? He just smoked my last cigarette then had the balls to ask to borrow a dollar"

Person #2 - "Was his name Santaferra?"

Person #1 - "Whoa. How'd you know?"

Person #2 - "Cause dude he just hit me up for my last dollar and cigarette"

Santaferra - "Hey does anybody have a cigarette for me?"

Potential Victim - "Why don't you smoke one out of the pack you're hiding in your truck ass-hole!?"

Santaferra by Igotherpes@krockathon August 10, 2010

santafejay 

Santafejay is a former Geometry Dash Youtuber with 1000 subscribers, most of them are botted though. He is by many people called a “Fat fucking retard” and many people say he “has to move out of his mom’s attic” He has no achievements from his YouTube career and has deleted all of his YouTube channels, san, flights with San, and others because he’s too much of a Pussy to face the boys. He spends most of his days simping over GD Juniper and for some reason denying Saniper ships. His IQ was confirmed to be 14 after taking a test and bragging about how good he did.

Tacks: have you heard of Santafejay?hOppity_boPity: oh yeah that kid, pretty sure he has brain damage or some shit
Tacks: Grrrrrr he’s my favorite Youtuber

santafejay by Exxistanceispain May 26, 2020

santamera 

A young breed from Spain of wild majestic people

Hey look at that Santamera

santamera by Big bad small July 24, 2016