sanson 

To be or the act of being a very rich. Sansons tend to buy very random things with their money such as livestock (ie. goats, sheep, pigs) to live in their suburban houses. Most drive expensive cars or large American trucks.

Wanna go to the Sanson house?

Naw, their goats scare me.

sanson by animo21 December 11, 2007

Sanson 

The most amazing guy a girl could wish for. He tends to get upset easily, but makes up for it in many ways. He's very easy to fall in love with. He will also be an amazing husband one day.

Paige is so deeply in love with Sanson.

Sanson by Yuffie14 January 19, 2013

Jade Sanson 

The horniest girl i know. She always thinks something looks like a penis or a vagina.

Jade Sanson: OMG! That pencil looks like a penis!

Jade Sanson by a girl who has a vagina June 11, 2013

Ron Swanson Shot 

Whiskey mixed with gravy and consumed through a hollowed sausage link. Garnished with bacon. (can be iced)

Ingredients:
1 (1.5 fluid ounce) jigger of whiskey
A splash of gravy
Bacon

Directions:
1. Fill cocktail shaker with whiskey and gravy. (add ice if you want it chilled)
2. Shake like a madman.
3. Pour into glass.
4. Drink shot
5. Eat meat
6. Fuck bitches

I wasn't feeling manly enough today so I made a Ron Swanson Shot and then had copious amounts of intercourse with beautiful women for the remainder of the day.

Ron Swanson Shot by BarnabyHardwick March 26, 2013

Saison Marguerite 

A character from the webseries, "The Most Popular Girls in School." She is a student from Overland Park High School with a French accent who claims to be from France, when in fact, she's a fucking bitch from Montreal. She often says, "how do you say", before saying words she clearly knows how to fucking say.

"Saison Marguerite, why do you say 'how do you say' before words you clearly know how to say?!"

Saison Marguerite by Beyonce's Bottom Bitch March 18, 2013

Ron Swanson 

The most badass TV character in history. Appears on NBC's Parks & Recreation and is known for his deadpan, masculine presence as an ultraconservative parks director for Pawnee, Indiana. A local government official who hates all things government, Ron Swanson sets the bar for manliness.

"I got my first job when I was nine. Worked at a sheet metal factory. In two weeks, I was running the floor. Child labor laws are ruining this country."

--Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson by hamzawesome January 19, 2013

samsong

SamSong is a creepy Chinese assassin who lives in the mystical land know as down under. He eats a lot and in approximately 20 years he will have eaten all the spicy chicken in the entire world. Not to be confused with SamSung TV's, he also hates the brand Sonny.

Ohhh Sh*t its SamSong hide yo wife, hide yo kids, hide yo spicy chicken!

samsong by Daniel (see definiton) February 10, 2014