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Bastard Handwriting

Paul's bastard handwriting is barely legible.
Bastard Handwriting by Zoneranger January 28, 2007

Girly handwriting 

the most annoying handwriting there is, usually by girls grades 6-12. This handwriting consists of perfectly round o's, the 'a' that you see on the computer, and perfect e's. It is written neatly, with all the letters touching each other perfectly. Sometimes, the dot in the 'i' is replaced by a heart.
Girly Handwriter: Can I see your notes?
Me: Sure.
Girly Handwriter: I can't read this.
Me: Too bad.

Danielle: Gosh, Ashley has such girly handwriting, I can't stand it!

Stacey: Yeah, I know right? Be a little more original!

Songwriting syndrome

When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.
Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...

Handwriting 

A complete waste of time nowadays, since there are computers.
Grandpa: Let me see your hand writing.
Me: What's handwriting?
Handwriting by TravesLeeSeesRed December 10, 2016

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting. 

the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.
the size of someone's handwriting can determine the type of personality they have. People with small handwriting tend to be shy, studious and meticulous, whereas outgoing people who love attention will have larger handwriting.

Standwriting 

A term used by band geeks and orch dorks. Standwriting occurs when one is trying to write something, ususally on the music, which is set on the music stand. It's generally pretty difficult to write on a vertical surface, and the handwriting is sloppier than usual, thus creating standwriting.
One's standwriting is generally a lot messier than their usual handwriting, unless you are Nikki Benard. Her handwriting is always flawless.
I noticed my standwriting was very messy as I drew an innappropriate picture of our conductor in place of the crescendo.
Standwriting by AntelopeSquared December 3, 2011