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Standwriting 

A term used by band geeks and orch dorks. Standwriting occurs when one is trying to write something, ususally on the music, which is set on the music stand. It's generally pretty difficult to write on a vertical surface, and the handwriting is sloppier than usual, thus creating standwriting.
One's standwriting is generally a lot messier than their usual handwriting, unless you are Nikki Benard. Her handwriting is always flawless.
I noticed my standwriting was very messy as I drew an innappropriate picture of our conductor in place of the crescendo.
Standwriting by AntelopeSquared December 3, 2011
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Sandwriting

When you go to the beach and you write your loved-one's name in the sand
Shayne and I went to Warilla beach and dedicated some sandwriting to Tanya inside a heart.
Sandwriting by Magda Jetstar January 20, 2009
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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
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breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
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🤡🫵🏻

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Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
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