A tiny yellow monster, similar to the
Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting
girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.
Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's
leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.
A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands,
feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.
I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.
I was so embarrassed at the
doctor's surgery when I showed him my
half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga
first.