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Sandinga

A tiny yellow monster, similar to the Sandman from Spiderman 3, living inside an unsuspecting girl who has either been to the beach or playing in a sandpit without wearing form fitting underwear.

Sandingas live in the warm coastal sand ready to crawl up a woman's leg and settle in the lining of the Uterus from which they travel down into the vaginal cavity in search of food.

A warning to all mankind, check for Sandingas before penetration, they will not hesitate to munch on fingers, hands, feet, noses, toes, tongues and penis'.
I was tempted to have sex with Maria but when I peeked inside her vagina a Sandinga tried to suck out my eyeball.

I was so embarrassed at the doctor's surgery when I showed him my half eaten finger and confessed I didn't check for a Sandinga first.
by Sandinga November 23, 2010
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Quick Sanding

The act of showing too much interest in another person making you appear desperate and less desirable to them. The term "Quick Sanding" is referring to if you were standing in quick-sand trying to get out- the harder you try the quicker you will sink.
Her: "I tried calling him, texting him, even went to dinner with his mom. Then I tried to add him on Facebook. I still haven't got any response. I know....I will try texting him again!"
Person listening to her: "You are Quick Sanding so bad right now- Please just stop!"
by Lance Pecht July 23, 2019
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Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.
“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded
by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018
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sandingo party

Hasan and Ahmed went to a sandingo party last week. dirtied the white snow if ya know what i mean
by dirty caramel March 7, 2020
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sanding

when you're getting really kinky and for some reason decide to put sand in your foreskin
Man at sex rehab: I had a very dangerous addiction to sanding, i almost died
by guy who discovered sanding November 3, 2017
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sanding your iguana

The act of masturbating; performed on yourself, in front of a crowd or in a public place.
Hey jake, remember that time you got caught sanding your iguana at the bar?
by Sobow November 26, 2013
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sanding wood

Friend1: "what's taking you so long in there? I need to use the bathroom!

Friend2: "Stop talking to me I'm sanding wood!"
by Vince T October 14, 2012
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