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han san

abriveation for the word "hand sanatizer"
Rose: Dude, my hands are dirty!
Madeline: Here! Have some han san.
by madedge December 1, 2009
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San Antonio Handlebar

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.
by Freezerbabies August 24, 2008
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San Francisco Handshake

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.
Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
by The_BFD February 10, 2013
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San Francisco Handshake

When 2 guys sit across from each other and give each other hand jobs.
Nick: Where are Jon and Jose?
Mike: Probably in Jose's basement doing a San Francisco Handshake.
by MilMike15 August 2, 2008
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San Antonio handshake

<Noun>

Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.
Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!
by SAhandshake April 21, 2014
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San Fransisco handshake

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.
"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."
by CaptainButtercup August 29, 2009
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