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abriveation for the word "hand sanatizer"
Rose: Dude, my hands are dirty!
Madeline: Here! Have some han san.
han san by madedge December 1, 2009

San Antonio Handlebar 

Noun: A long turd placed along the upper lip in such a way as to resemble a handlebar mustache. Usually administered to those who may be considered enemies, this Texas treat could possibly be given to someone you love. However, that's certainly an avenue I'm not willing to explore.
I hate my boss so much I swear I'll give him a San Antonio Handlebar if I ever get fired.

San Francisco Handshake 

An act of greeting wherein one person grabs the other person's crotch as opposed to their hand. Generally, this act is done between two people of the same gender. This act is especially prevalent in college frat houses and from people named Bryce.
Bryce greeted me with a San Francisco handshake after driving twelve hours to see me.

After several beers, Mark asked the girls at the bar for a San Francisco handshake. They all declined.
San Francisco Handshake by The_BFD February 10, 2013

San Francisco Handshake 

When 2 guys sit across from each other and give each other hand jobs.
Nick: Where are Jon and Jose?
Mike: Probably in Jose's basement doing a San Francisco Handshake.

San Antonio handshake 

<Noun>

Novelty sex-act performed by receiving a hand job from an African-American female in the missionary position in the vicinity of San Antonio, TX.
Man, my buddy got a San Antonio Handshake after the wedding reception last week!

San Fransisco handshake 

Slang term for a blowjob. San Fransisco has a reputation for being one large gayborhood, hence the term.
"I heard they were both fired when she was caught giving him a San Fransisco handshake in the stairwell."
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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