Samptoms

Samptoms- feelings associated with a lack of awesome, lack of gorgeous in a day, lack of incredible personality, and other great qualities. Possible feelings associated with Samptoms may include but are not limited to the following: extreme sadness, boredom, lack of motivation, agony, emptiness, or any other bad feelings.

A). I've been succeeding from debilitating Samptoms lately!

Samptoms by Bzera November 20, 2014

Simptoms 

The actions that a Simp takes that make them a Simp in the first place. For example, knowing a girl is way out of your league but then bringing her soup when she is sick thinking you're going to get something in return.

Boy1: Damn bro you're really showing some real Simptoms.
Boy2: Nah man I don't just do anything for any girl man she's gotta mean something to me!
Girl: Hey I am sick please bring soup even though we're neither friends nor romantically connected? :( :( :(
Boy2: Yes my sweet queen my shining diamond, my kitten, my goddess, my muse, my darling I'm not like other guys sweetheart I'll bring you the best soup unlike your ex who didn't care like I do because I am a nice guy!

Simptoms by "Bill Edwards" March 18, 2020

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms 

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.

"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015

Flu-Like Symptoms 

Sports code for "hangover."

David Wells was unable to pitch his scheduled start on Sunday morning due to "flu-like symptoms."

Flu-Like Symptoms by TobyTheRobot September 9, 2008

McDonalds symptoms 

Various symptoms of McDonalds overloading. Signs that your state of health is not good.

McStomachAche
McHeadache
McHeartburn
McCirrhosis
McTwitch
McDepression

McDonalds symptoms by brendan September 9, 2004

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) 

Immediately following a vacation, a person may experience agitation, desire to apply sunscreen even when it is not needed, walking around the house in a bikini or swim trunks and giant sunglases or possibly, sleeping in past lunchtime everyday.

Dr. Bergermeister : Sorry, Steve, Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) are untreatable and will last for a couple weeks.

Steve: Aww, darn

Dr.Bergermeister: In the meantime, you should take off the sunglasses. I can't take you seriously with Women's Pradas on

Vacation Withdrawal Symptoms (VWS) by berpmerp August 11, 2013

sheeny curse symptoms 

The Sheeny curse has many negative symptoms. The sheeny curse symptoms are as followed. Money loss, halitosis, intense greed, burns on the skin, and you become untalented at sports.

Darn, I pissed off a Jew and I received the Sheeny Curse. Now I am un-athletic. The sheeny curse symptoms are not fun.

sheeny curse symptoms by Aaron Nubbard December 8, 2007