Samohn

Samohn is the best person you will ever met. She is independent, but is horrible at spelling. She is funny and gets along with all. She a big ball of energy and once let free she won't shut up. She is socially awkward when you first met her, but don't let that stop you because she never shuts up and is a ball of sunshine. She is super athletic but super lazy at the same time. once a Samohn sets her mind on something she is sure to succeed at everything. Samohn also gets side tract to fast, so don't talk for ever. Samohn loves slurping in texts *ssllluuuurrrpppp* and she's sexy so don't even man. Always cherish them because they are one of a kind. Samohn also has a nice ass.

Samohn is a funny person, love them.

by lukeiamyourmotherfuckenfather May 9, 2019

Samoan Splash

When you dive head first into a pit with all the hottest Instagram models

Would you rather do a Samoan Splash or teleport your tongue into any big booty ho’s booty

by cadenhuckleberry February 10, 2020

Samoan Splash

Diving headfirst into a pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

Someone is gonna end up in a hospital, but whatever. (Samoan Splashes into the pit full of the world's hottest Instagram models.

by Cookees February 10, 2020

Samone

Samone is gorgeous. Your morning will not be complete until you see her smile. She's nice and hilarious and really smart, and enjoys card games. She has lots of charisma and is the most important person in the room.

Samone is so much more than any someone. I love her so much!

by idkpao May 26, 2016

Samone

samone is one of those girls who just always has something funny or insightful to add to a conversation. Her laugh is infectious and her smile could melt the grinch's heart. She's smart and kind and has a particular affinity for card games. She's able to make friends with seemingly anyone and yet refuses to accept a compliment, even though her face is gorgeous. She always has a book handy and can do a fantastic batman impression.

Samone is beyond words

by idkpao May 27, 2016

Samoan Bath Towel

(v) The act of shitting in a bath towel and stuffing it in the linen closet. Performed at a party to which you were not invited but are too drunk to leave.

(n) A towel that has been shat in and stuffed into the linen closet.

Sole: Did you about Tau on Friday night?

Junior: What happened?

Sole: He crashed some Palagis party and left them a Samoan Bath Towel.

by fmitga July 19, 2011

samoan splash

Diving into a pit of the hottest instagram models

How the hell do you expect us to samoan splash into that pit, we will die of about 15 bone fractures.

by anonymous February 10, 2020