A girl who so eloquently enters your life, fucks you, and then just as eloquently leaves. A girl who you do not compare to other girls, because she is beyond comparison. No. You compare other girls to her. She is/has/will be the one. She IS the one. You change everything about yourself to match everything about her. You see words that have a syllable similar to her name, suddenly that word becomes a synonym for her. You write poetry that you keep in a secret hidden folder on your laptop, and it is written about her. She is your Eve, and you my friend, are Adam.
A Texas celebrity known for his adventures throughout the state. Arguments can be made as to whether or not the information is of more recent wives tales or true and legendary. Though there isn't much information on him beyond local papers and hearsay but the reoccurring words are all in relation to strength, fearless, intelligence, honor, and trust. Also, he potentially possessed a power of some sort of which enabled him to do go well beyond the normal boundaries of mankind. Some say he didn't exist at all while others believe that he is still around to this day. He was a Bulldog, a Buccaneer, and a Tiger just depending on the situation.
Fella A: "There goes Jack Summitt busting ass as usual and not taking any shit of anyone".
Fella B: "No joke on that one. I heard he had the strength of 10 men".
Fella A: "We could talk all day of the amazing things that have been said".
Fell B: "The only thing that we know for sure is that all of the great stories are true".
A very chill, calm, and elegant girl who will make you laugh with her sarcasm. She is very emotional and once she sets her heart to something, she will do it. I've only met one in my life but boy is she hot. I tried to impress her...it didn't work out. Oh well :(
Basically the most friendly guy,having one hundred friends and would die for each of them. Ruggedly handsome but equally sweet. Knows and controls what he says. Is caring, tenacious and a good leader. He greatest strength and weaknesses are his friends. He is a bit flirtatious but would neverbreak a heart
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!