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SAMLANG
Samlang share a biscuit with her friends
by Shyl November 23, 2021
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Mommy salanghae

A joke within the once fandom when member 'Tzuyu' Said; "Mommy Salanghae." Salanghae or 사랑해 Means I love you.
by somethinguwu November 25, 2021
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samlingi

sex with ones own sex
both these boys are samlingi
by ch August 6, 2003
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

idek just a weird place and a weird government. all out weird.
by natsirteg123 January 15, 2019
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Samland

Samland
Go to Samland
by hutao! January 22, 2019
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salanghae

It's Korean for "I love you"
In text:
Man: I love you
Woman: Salanghae
by Choi Jiwoo September 16, 2020
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The Communist Democracy of Samland

Founded by Zooming Li, it is a nation with many citizens: Aaron Hard(that's what she said), Karl Max Wu, CJ Danish guy, Ginu Oho, Lilam the leprechaun, Christian savage, Nora ur mum duracell, green monkey kid(in solitary confinement bc she has hiv), johnny johnny sugar person, amazon rafter drevitch, and Zooming Li.* It persecutes green monkeys as they spread HIV and no one wants that. Samland is surrounded by the Great Fish Wall, made by Fish.
*EDIT*: Samland's GREATEST ALLY IS THE REPUBLIC OF GOOSKEY, and WE WILL kill all the GREEN MONKYS die dasha
Note that this will be frequently updated. Email me at op.overpowered.op@gmail.com to add your name to the Samland citizen list. Thx for the support!

*Side note: Samland is China*

This is an inside joke so please accept it. PLEASE! Help a poor starving chinese kid.

National Anthem: "Baby Shark" - Pinkfong
National Mascot: Dead Winne the Pooh, as that is banned because it is a sign of democracy.
National Animal: Humans, unless ur green monkey boi
National Color: Light Blue, even tho we r communist we like blue so too bad
National phrase: ur mum gay, or ur dad lesbian, or monkeys r trash
Obesity Rate: 69% no jk gotti get rekt boi actually 0%
Weed is banned
SO NO SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Sorry lil pump, ur not asian, too bad bro
we also work hard on the wall
as in the fish wall

we have little eyes

*Please upvote this, if u downvote this ur a hater*
Samland hates monkeyssss
THE COMMUNIST DEMOCRACY OF SAMLAND IS OPPPPP and daria is trasssshh boi
by hutao! September 27, 2019
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