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Samiii The Cactiii 

Trans. v
Of or pertaining to the mysterious cactus form of Samiiii or other cactus- like related people. This mysteroious embodiement of the cacti has been spotted throughout several regions in Texas. Mainly believed to be Dallas, although this cacti has many forms it is very difficult to capture rarely has one been captured from their natural habitat as they can transform and force their tongue grow and to be used in self defense, no other use has been recorded from other past encounters. There are few cactiis remaining in the wild they are believed to be almost extinct.
Wow, I think I just saw a cactii past.
Hey you think he is cactii no make him mad, I know Sammiiii is a cactiiii
Samiii The Cactiii by LOOOOOEEESSSS January 24, 2005
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A beautiful warm hearted girl that's full of energy and attitude . She is a very nice person but is pretty sassy at times. She is a true friend and will always be there for you when you least expect it. She is meanest to the people she loves the most. She is also a very talkative person. She is a rare beauty that everyone loves being around . She is smart, funny kind and sassy and she is a friend to most . She doesn't have one specific social group because she hangs out with everyone. She will make u laughs when your having a bad day.
Did you see what samiira did today at lunch everyone was laughing so hard
samiira by The bestfriend January 23, 2017

samitize 

The process of making an individual familierized with potty mouth culture. The characterization of regularly using vulgar language, profanities.

Samitize someone, he/she was samitized are some acceptable usages of the word.
He/she was samitized into talking profanity.

We should samitize him/her, so he/she is accustomed to our language.
samitize by Camel17 October 20, 2015
A girl that's like a giraffe in a ball pit, but still sexy as hell!
As funny as a giraffe named Sammii stuck in a ballpit trying to still be sexy!
Sammii by TheoneandonlySammii January 7, 2019

Saiiiife 

A word that describes something which is truly exceptional, pronounced in a high tone in a loud manner.
Scenario 1 - "Check out that yattie over there"
Response - "Ahhhhh Saiiiife!"

Scenario 2 - "She looks Saiiiife"
Response - "Arrrrlow"
Saiiiife by Saiiiife April 23, 2018
A beautiful goddess, soul of fire, and eyes of hopes; looks that kill, and scents that mesmeerize. Perfection at its maximum.
Damn you wish you were like Samii....
Samii by Freddddddddyy December 9, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
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